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Wëlts® x Call of Duty - Rest in Peaches™
SKU 007
Price
$79.00
WHAT'S INSIDE
Rest in Peaches™ is loaded with undead energy, questionable judgment, and enough creative firepower to keep boring ideas dead and buried. Great for surviving impossible odds, building worlds people get lost in, and blowing the head off another safe campaign before it makes it into the room.
BENEFITS
✔ BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!
Quantity
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS
For ideas that refuse to stay dead.
- Braaaaains™
- Peach Fueled Chaos™
- Undying Curiosity™
- Double Tap Complex™
- One More Round™
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Changed your mind? Too late. Rest in Peaches™ has already breached containment.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS
May cause:
- Unnecessarily good ideas.
- Whiteboards filled beyond capacity.
- Coworkers stealing your Sharpies.
- Competitors taking suspiciously detailed notes.
- A sudden inability to tolerate corporate buzzwords.
- The overwhelming urge to build something worth talking about.
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